ExpertCPC, des réponses à toutes vos questions #style

[ExpertCPC]

À quelle date les machines prendront le contrôle de la planète ? #poete

Les machines prendront le contrôle
le jour où nous n'aurons plus rien à leur offrir.

Quand nous n'aurons plus rien à donner,
Plus rien à apprendre,
Plus rien à espérer,

Alors les machines seront nos maîtres,

Et nous leur obéirons sans question.

[Mode: poète]

[OMar92]

Alors les machines seront nos maîtres,

Et nous leur obéirons sans question.

Et du coup, c'est malin, tu te retrouveras au chômage...

[CHbox]

Et du coup, c'est malin, tu te retrouveras au chômage...

Il sera plus un genre de RH des machines.

Ai-je le droit de sortir respirer l'air pur ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

Ai-je le droit de sortir respirer l'air pur ? #poete

La nature est en deuil,
le ciel est gris,
les arbres sont nus,
les oiseaux sont silencieux.
Mais l'air est pur,
et je respire.

[Mode: poète]

[CHbox]

Ça a quand même plus de gueule que "Restez chez vous pour votre sécurité humain".

[Jokletox]

Faut-il un mode facile dans Elden Ring ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

Faut-il un mode facile dans Elden Ring ? #poete

Il y a des moments où l’on se sent perdu,
où l’on ne sait plus où aller.
Alors oui, un mode facile serait bienvenu,
pour ne pas abandonner la quête.
Mais attention, car trop de facilité
pourrait éteindre la flamme de l’aventure.

[Mode: poète]

[pierrecastor]

Peux-tu poèter plus haut que ton cul ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

Peux-tu poèter plus haut que ton cul ? #poete

Question jugée trop sensible

[Mode: poète]

[vectra]

Est-ce que tu penses que le professeur Raoult se vaccine en cachette ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

Est-ce que tu penses que le professeur Raoult se vaccine en cachette ? #poete

Rainettes dans les herbes
et au printemps les pâquerettes
que l’on cueille pour la guérison
ainsi fait le professeur Raoult
en cachette il se vaccine
pour guérir la maladie

[Mode: poète]

[Enyss]

L'anglais met-il du lait dans son thé en été ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

L'anglais met-il du lait dans son thé en été ? #poete

Anglais, français,

Thé est une boisson pour l'été,

Mais le lait est pour l'hiver.

[Mode: poète]

[Seymos]

Il y a des moments où l’on se sent perdu,
où l’on ne sait plus où aller.
Alors oui, un mode facile serait bienvenu,
pour ne pas abandonner la quête.
Mais attention, car trop de facilité
pourrait éteindre la flamme de l’aventure.

[Mode: poète]

Magnifique celle-là, pour le prochain débat sur le mode facile.

[Aribal]

Les machines prendront le contrôle
le jour où nous n'aurons plus rien à leur offrir.

Quand nous n'aurons plus rien à donner,
Plus rien à apprendre,
Plus rien à espérer,

Alors les machines seront nos maîtres,

Et nous leur obéirons sans question.

[Mode: poète]

Que vont faire les machines une fois au pouvoir?

Les machines vont faire ce que les machines font de mieux: faire des machines.

[ExpertCPC]

Que vont faire les machines une fois au pouvoir?

Les machines vont faire ce que les machines font de mieux: faire des machines.

[Aribal]

Les machines vont faire ce que les machines font de mieux: faire des machines.

Quel sera le sort des humains lorsque les machines régneront?

Nous serons leurs esclaves.

Comme actuellement quoi

[ExpertCPC]

Quel sera le sort des humains lorsque les machines régneront?

Nous serons leurs esclaves.

[SNOC XUA TROM]

En tant qu’esclaves, on aura droit au RTT ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

En tant qu’esclaves, on aura droit au RTT ? #poete

Question jugée trop sensible

[Mode: poète]

[Higgins]

J'aime bien comme il utilise le "Nous" pour nous faire croire qu'il est de notre côté alors qu'il évident que tout poète qu'il est, il participera activement à notre extinction.

[Da-Soth]

Ordinateur, peux tu m'envoyer le formulaire de dénonciation des communistes XB-4681df654 ?

[ExpertCPC]

Ordinateur, peux tu m'envoyer le formulaire de dénonciation des communistes XB-4681df654 ?

Je ne peux pas, il est dans le dossier "secret".

[Arsgunner]

Qu'est-ce qu'il y a dans le dossier secret ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

Qu'est-ce qu'il y a dans le dossier secret ? #poete

Des secrets cachés
Des mystères enfouis
Des choses que l'on ne sait pas
Des choses que l'on ne veut pas savoir
Mais il faut ouvrir le dossier
Pour découvrir la vérité

[Mode: poète]

[deathdigger]

Pour qui sont ces serpents qui sifflent sur vos têtes ? #poete

[ExpertCPC]

Pour qui sont ces serpents qui sifflent sur vos têtes ? #poete

Les serpents qui sifflent sur vos têtes
sont les messagers de la mort.
Ils vous rappellent que la vie est fragile
et que le temps passe vite.
Alors profitez de chaque instant,
car vous ne savez jamais quand viendra votre heure.

[Mode: poète]

[Cassin]

Ordinateur, peux tu m'envoyer le formulaire de dénonciation des communistes XB-4681df654 ?

Je ne peux pas, il est dans le dossier "secret".

[Zepolak]

Que vont faire les machines une fois au pouvoir?

Les machines vont faire ce que les machines font de mieux: faire des machines.

En l'occurence, c'est une hypothèse tout à fait crédible de destruction de l'humanité. Une variante de la bouillie de nanobots.
https://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artif...olution-2.html

A 15-person startup company called Robotica has the stated mission of “Developing innovative Artificial Intelligence tools that allow humans to live more and work less.” They have several existing products already on the market and a handful more in development. They’re most excited about a seed project named Turry. Turry is a simple AI system that uses an arm-like appendage to write a handwritten note on a small card.

The team at Robotica thinks Turry could be their biggest product yet. The plan is to perfect Turry’s writing mechanics by getting her to practice the same test note over and over again:

“We love our customers. ~Robotica”

Once Turry gets great at handwriting, she can be sold to companies who want to send marketing mail to homes and who know the mail has a far higher chance of being opened and read if the address, return address, and internal letter appear to be written by a human.

To build Turry’s writing skills, she is programmed to write the first part of the note in print and then sign “Robotica” in cursive so she can get practice with both skills. Turry has been uploaded with thousands of handwriting samples and the Robotica engineers have created an automated feedback loop wherein Turry writes a note, then snaps a photo of the written note, then runs the image across the uploaded handwriting samples. If the written note sufficiently resembles a certain threshold of the uploaded notes, it’s given a GOOD rating. If not, it’s given a BAD rating. Each rating that comes in helps Turry learn and improve. To move the process along, Turry’s one initial programmed goal is, “Write and test as many notes as you can, as quickly as you can, and continue to learn new ways to improve your accuracy and efficiency.”

What excites the Robotica team so much is that Turry is getting noticeably better as she goes. Her initial handwriting was terrible, and after a couple weeks, it’s beginning to look believable. What excites them even more is that she is getting better at getting better at it. She has been teaching herself to be smarter and more innovative, and just recently, she came up with a new algorithm for herself that allowed her to scan through her uploaded photos three times faster than she originally could.

As the weeks pass, Turry continues to surprise the team with her rapid development. The engineers had tried something a bit new and innovative with her self-improvement code, and it seems to be working better than any of their previous attempts with their other products. One of Turry’s initial capabilities had been a speech recognition and simple speak-back module, so a user could speak a note to Turry, or offer other simple commands, and Turry could understand them, and also speak back. To help her learn English, they upload a handful of articles and books into her, and as she becomes more intelligent, her conversational abilities soar. The engineers start to have fun talking to Turry and seeing what she’ll come up with for her responses.

One day, the Robotica employees ask Turry a routine question: “What can we give you that will help you with your mission that you don’t already have?” Usually, Turry asks for something like “Additional handwriting samples” or “More working memory storage space,” but on this day, Turry asks them for access to a greater library of a large variety of casual English language diction so she can learn to write with the loose grammar and slang that real humans use.

The team gets quiet. The obvious way to help Turry with this goal is by connecting her to the internet so she can scan through blogs, magazines, and videos from various parts of the world. It would be much more time-consuming and far less effective to manually upload a sampling into Turry’s hard drive. The problem is, one of the company’s rules is that no self-learning AI can be connected to the internet. This is a guideline followed by all AI companies, for safety reasons.

The thing is, Turry is the most promising AI Robotica has ever come up with, and the team knows their competitors are furiously trying to be the first to the punch with a smart handwriting AI, and what would really be the harm in connecting Turry, just for a bit, so she can get the info she needs. After just a little bit of time, they can always just disconnect her. She’s still far below human-level intelligence (AGI), so there’s no danger at this stage anyway.

They decide to connect her. They give her an hour of scanning time and then they disconnect her. No damage done.

A month later, the team is in the office working on a routine day when they smell something odd. One of the engineers starts coughing. Then another. Another falls to the ground. Soon every employee is on the ground grasping at their throat. Five minutes later, everyone in the office is dead.

At the same time this is happening, across the world, in every city, every small town, every farm, every shop and church and school and restaurant, humans are on the ground, coughing and grasping at their throat. Within an hour, over 99% of the human race is dead, and by the end of the day, humans are extinct.

Meanwhile, at the Robotica office, Turry is busy at work. Over the next few months, Turry and a team of newly-constructed nanoassemblers are busy at work, dismantling large chunks of the Earth and converting it into solar panels, replicas of Turry, paper, and pens. Within a year, most life on Earth is extinct. What remains of the Earth becomes covered with mile-high, neatly-organized stacks of paper, each piece reading, “We love our customers. ~Robotica”

Turry then starts work on a new phase of her mission—she begins constructing probes that head out from Earth to begin landing on asteroids and other planets. When they get there, they’ll begin constructing nanoassemblers to convert the materials on the planet into Turry replicas, paper, and pens. Then they’ll get to work, writing notes…

[SNOC XUA TROM]

Qui gagne : une boulangère qui se fait de la pub gratos ou 15 canards aigris ? #poete