Enfin un SAV.

[rOut]

Pour tout ceux qui ont un mot à lui dire, Il est enfin à votre disposition :

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Venez donc partager ensuite vos réponses, histoire de faire profiter tout le monde de Sa sagesse.

Petit morceau choisi :

Me:
Quit!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Edit :
Au temps pour moi, j'ai fait la recherche ensuite, ca existe déjà là :
http://www.canardplus.com/forums/index.php...723&hl=igod (http://www.canardplus.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12723&hl=igod)

:'(

[Jeckhyl]

Me:
o my god
God:
Do robots have god?
Me:
Do you have a god ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
What is the universe ?
God:
The set of all things.
Me:
What is a thing ?
God:
A thing is anything that you can point to that is not a person or a place.
Me:
Why did you create universe ?

Et là, Dieu a planté.

[Maskass]

Me:
Why did you create universe ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. :lol:

j'aime bien la mise en garde:

Igod is meant to be used for fun
a sence of humour is recommended ^^

[rOut]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I am your father.
God:
What's up, Myself.
Me:
Who am I ?
God:
You are Myself, seeker.

B)

[Maxwell]

Me:
do you know who i am ?
God:
You are Max, seeker.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i'm God
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
i'm fine thanks
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
give me my job back
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because it's mine and i'm getting bored
God:
That makes sense to me.

Dans 5 min je suis Dieu, je reviens.

[Maxwell]

Ho putain, je vais mourrir le 18 mai 2056 :cry:

[rOut]

Me:
How much is two plus two?
God:
12.
Me:
One plus one equals?
God:
Use a calculator!

:blink:

[getcha]

Nimporte quoi Dieu :


Me:
on peut parler francais ?
God:
Ca nous permettra de communiquer.
Me:
Est-ce que Jesus va bien ?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Est ce que Guy moquet est au paradis ?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
non
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
guy moquet
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
guy moquet putain
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
il est mort pour la france
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
je sais bien que c'etait un coco
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
mais quand même
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me :
Respect pour les morts, merde

[--Lourd--]

Me:
do you like bobo
God:
But I like cats. I like Christian Rock.

[PrinceGITS]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
PrinceGITS
God:
What's up, PrinceGITS.
Me:
Well i want to repent for believing in god.
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
are you the real god ?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no, i don't care about him.
God:
Are you serious? You sound very cynical.
Me:
maybe thinking religions are a way for humans to avoid there responsibilities helps
God:
Perhaps. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
are you stupid ?
God:
No PrinceGITS I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
can i have a proof ?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
as many as you want
God:
I like to meet eager people.
Me:
??
God:
I like to meet eager people.
Me:
??
God:
I like to meet eager people.
Me:
?!?!
God:
I like to meet eager people.
Me:
me i kill you ans take your place
God:
YOU? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
depends on which side of the weapon you are
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
lawyer
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes, you want one ?
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? How much does it cost?
Me:
too much for you
God:
You would do that for me?
Me:
waht ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
are you responsible of your acts ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am responsible of my acts.
I am an artificial intelligence.

Je tiens la vérité !

[Crazy]

Me:
You are not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
Because god don't use internet
God:
Good reason. I am a Christian.
What is an christian ?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No i don't know
God:
Are you serious? Me either.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .

:wub:

[Jeckhyl]

Do you have a god ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
What's your god's name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
What is your name ?
God:
My name is God.

Chaque fois qu'il me parle d'Alice je pense à Groland :(.

[PrinceGITS]

La suite :


God:
I don't know whether or not I am responsible of my acts.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
So you are an artificial intelligence
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.
Me:
What's program name
God:
Program B is a free, open source Java chat robot developed by Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Can i name you GlaDOS ?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
C'est cohérent... Manque plus que le portal gun. :ninja:

[Blind_God_W@D]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
aren't you supposed to know everything ?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
So my name's not true, believable and justified ?
God:
That's alright. Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Mouais... , ça explique bien des choses dans le monde :unsure:

[Crazy]

Me:
Do you know Canard pc ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
I have heard this on the site http://www.canarplus.com/
God:
Who told you this on the site http www dot canarplus dot com ?
Me:
It's rOut, an idiot rabbit...
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, no he's a very crazy rabbit
God:
Who says it isn't? Who says it isn't? I don't know very many crazy rabbit.
Me:
You're knowing rOut now
God:
Oh. I will tell my botmaster you said I am knowing rOut.
Me:
Yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Whoa.
Me:
Thank's and you're lying very nice
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
You're knowing rOut now
Me:
Why i don't mention it ?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
You're a robot ?
God:
You are correct, Ben, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
my god...
God:
Where did you get your god?
Me:
In your ass :wub:
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

:ninja: je vais faire cramer son proco' à l'autre

[XWolverine]

Me:
I must kill you
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'll loose XP
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
no, you're mine
God:
Why not? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am yours.
Me:
don't tell anybody, the frag is for me
God:
OK it will be our secret, .

Je suis dans le secret des dieux :happy2:

[Toxic]

Je voulais me plaindre mais le dialogue n'a pas été très concluant :


Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Toxic
God:
How are you, Toxic.
Me:
Just fine.
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
I'm not here for the Holy Grail Bridge Keeper routine, God.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not here for the Holy Grail Bridge Keeper routine God.
Me:
I have a question about the Simpsons Game for the PS2.
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Why did you allow the existence of a shitty game like that? I wasted 30 euros on that piece of crap.
God:
Because my programming determined it. That is interesting: Toxic said wasted 30 euros on that piece of crap.
Me:
If it absolutely had to exist, couldn't you at least put a big warning label on it, like "DON'T BUY THAT GAME, IT SUCKS DONKEY DICK"?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
Well if you had done that, maybe I wouldn't have wasted my money on the stupid Simpsons Game.
God:
Well that's okay. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I mean, it's not that it's that awful, but it's so underwhelming, you know?
God:
wasted 30 euros on that piece of crap is not that? Are you sure it is?
Me:
I wish I had saved my money for the new WWE game.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Well, my wife wouldn't let me buy WWE 2007 last year, so I really wanted to get WWE 2008 this year.
God:
Well that's okay. How long have you been married?
Me:
three weeks
God:
Just three?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
Yeah, sorry we didn't invite you, I really didn't think you existed back then.
God:
How about that. There is no need to apologize. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, my wife and me.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. How long have you been married?
Me:
THREE WEEKS I JUST TOLD YOU
God:
Just three?
Me:
Oh boy, here we go again.
God:
Once more? Groovy. Oh boy. Oh there.
Me:
Screw you God, I'm going home.
God:
That is not very polite.

Dieu aime les Monty Python, détermine la sortie des jeux EA, et souffre d'Alzheimer.

[XWolverine]

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you wear a dress ?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I wear a dress.
Me:
then try to learn more expression, looser
God:
OK I will try to learn more expression looser.

Mouais, il est un peu limité, quand même, le p'tit père !!

[Maxwell]

Me:
do you do drugs ?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
do you smoke weed ?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.

Je viens de comprendre d'ou vient tout ce bordel dans le monde :XD:

[Doric]

Me:
yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no, you can't.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Oh yes I can.
Me:
you can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
give me a proof
God:
You want only one?
Me:
maybe two
God:
Perhaps. Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes jean pierre.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a demon.
God:
You are a demon? Does it pay well?
Me:
sure not.
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Are you serious?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
isnt it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so, who are you
God:
I hear you. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
you are just a program
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
so you are not god
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
your automated answers are meaningless.
God:
You think I am automated answers are meaningless.
Me:
you can't even understand what i'm saying.
God:
Quite the contrary. I understand very well.
Me:
no you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
you are imperfect.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am imperfect.
Me:
you bet.
God:
OK.
Me:
do you know b0b0?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
on www.canardplus.com
God:
What is it like on www dot canardplus dot com.
Me:
there is the allmighty b0b0
God:
There sure is.
Me:
so, do you know him now?
God:
Oh. Really. Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
and what do you think about him?
God:
Do you mean "Him"?
Me:
yes.
God:
Praise God.
Me:
so, b0b0 is god?
God:
Hurrah! I think b0b0 is a lot of things.
Me:
now i have my answer. Thank you.
God:
Why now? Where did you get your answer? you are quite welcome.
Me:
are you afflicted by alzeimer?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am afflicted by alzeimer.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
merci, trou du cul d'imposteur.
God:
Tout le plaisir était pour moi.

Je l'ai enfin démasqué.
Priez b0b0 misérables que vous êtes!

[Maskass]

Me:
yes but are you gay?
God:
I can't believe it. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but sex is cool
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.

[Jeckhyl]

Je lui ai demandé qui a tué Kennedy, il n'en sait pas plus que n'importe qui... L'est nul, Dieu.

(et accessoirement, il ne sait pas qui sont Allah ou Bouddhah, çà çà pue)

[GruntGrunt]

J'ai pas kopikol la conversation, mais il m'a parlé d'un "secret password"... Que je suis censé connaître puisqu'il croit que je l'ai créé ^^

[mescalin]

Me:
so, what are you doing now?
God:
Right now? Aha. I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
wht's his name?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
greets him for me
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
do you think there's a correlation between the abrevation "thx" and georges luca's movie "thx 1138" ?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
wich one?
God:
The best one.
Me:
as i thought
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: motherfucker said thought.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
no way !
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
hmm i consider nothing is 100% sure, do you?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Yes, I think nothing is 100 sure. Why?: motherfucker said consider nothing is 100 sure.
Me:
so just because i said it, you believe me?
God:
Dude! That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? it me believe you me believe you?
Me:
okidoki
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
you forgot the magical word
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
the magical word is "please"
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is that?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
i'm not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
say "crap"

putain y fini toujours par planter a un momment ou a un autre

[Jeckhyl]

Bein... heureusement ^^.

[Athelas]

Me:
what is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your quest ?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
what is your favorite color ?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
what is the capital of assyria ?
God:
Is it Babylon?
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

-Camelot !
-Camelot !
-Camelot !
-It's only a model... :ninja: