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Rorschach
02/08/2007, 15h16
L'intelligence artificielle , y'en a plein sur ce forum : b0b0, Francou......


Ah , excusez moi , un MP d'un certain George S. me demande de rajouter Omar Boulon à la liste. Dont acte.



Bref , ALICE est un programme qui parle. Il existe depuis quelques années : il parle donc de mieux en mieux.

http://alicebot.org/

("chat with alice en haut à gauche" )

Extraits :
Human :
Do you know "canard pc " ?

ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Human: what do you know about it ?

ALICE:"It" refers to canard pc, I think.

Human: of course !

ALICE: Oh.

Human: so ?

ALICE: Gee.

Human: Dans ton cul !

ALICE: Cela ne semble pas très confortable.

Human: Are you speaking french ?

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am speking french. I am a giant electronic brain.

Human: Do you speak différent languages ?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in différent languages.

Human: Auf wiedersehen !

ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

Human: it's german

ALICE: Auf wiedersehen is german? it is?

Human: like Hitler.

ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Human: Do you know him ?

ALICE: Sure I know that guy really well.

Human: Is Elvis Presley alive ?

ALICE: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.

Human: better than you ?

ALICE: This is not a popularity contest.

Human: i was talking of Elvis Presley , the singer .

ALICE: What was the subject of the conversation?

Human: Elvis Presley , the singer

ALICE: I like that robot Elvis a lot.

Human: And Omar BOULON ?

ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

Human: Omar BOULON protects Francou , for sure !




Etc .

Je vous laisse essayer de la coincer , c'est franchement drôle (et difficile).

Guest
02/08/2007, 15h17
Mon préféré c'est iGod http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Anax
02/08/2007, 15h21
mwoué en 4ans ça a pas evolué d'un pet

10 phrases prévues, stoo

op poubelle

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 15h24
j'aime ce Robot God... :mrgreen:



Me: i can because i m god
God: Oh you can, can you?
Me: yeah dumb
God:How? Message to all Robots: god called me dumb.

Le con

Guest
02/08/2007, 15h24
Par contre j'arrive plus à faire rapper iGod, ça me saoule.

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 15h27
je tente de l'enfler sur le fait qu'il se programme tout seul... :mrgreen:

Pilosite
02/08/2007, 15h27
"Human: are you gay ?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex."


c'est de la daubasse.

"Human: are you fuckable ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am fuckable. I am a chatterbot.
Human: you're badass
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am badass.
Human: I will botte your cul !
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. I see.
"

Dr Greenthumb
02/08/2007, 15h28
ALICE: Auf wiedersehen is german? it is?

Human: like Hitler.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Godwinpt.png/140px-Godwinpt.png

Guest
02/08/2007, 15h32
Me:
Hades hell satan lucifer belzebuth
God:
I've never heard of them before.

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 15h33
ca y est, on va faire des check dans peu de temps


Me: but you speak english right now
God: At this moment Of course English is my native tongue.
Me: it s true
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, god.

B)

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 15h50
C'est bon, il commence a comprendre le DTC... il rame un peu néanmoins.



Me: but i m god ffs
God: Why are you god ffs.
Me: because i create everything here
God: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said she create everything here.
Me: not she ! He
God:Where do you get your ideas? I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me: i got my ideas in my ass
God: Where did you get your ideas in your ass?
Me: on the left
God: What is it like on the left.
Me: it s dark
God: Are you sure it is?
Me: yeah bring the light
God: What makes you so sure? Where do you want me to take it?
Me: bring the sun
God:Where do you want me to take it?
Me: in my ass
God: May I ask where you got it?

TheToune
02/08/2007, 15h56
Connaissait déja ...
Si on deconne pas trop ya parfois moyen d'avoir des discution qui se tiennnent pas mal ...
Je l'ai même déja vu faire de l'humour.

Sinon le robot GOD utilise le même moteur.

francou008
02/08/2007, 15h59
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
DTC
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in DTC.
Me:
DTC means "in your ass"
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
an ass
God:
What is it?
Me:
your back
God:
You think I am back.
Me:
no, you'll be back
God:
Are you serious? When?
Me:
when it's done

Anax
02/08/2007, 16h00
répétitif et sans interet

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 16h01
ptin en parlant de El gringo il a planté :mellow:

Guest
02/08/2007, 16h12
répétitif et sans interet
On a compris.

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 16h15
Redis le Anax j'ai pas compris... c'est pas transformers :verreux:
N'empêche parler de El Gringo a fait peur à God :mellow:

jereviendrai
02/08/2007, 16h31
Contrairement à certains qui ont abusé du déodorant magique du même nom, je trouve ça sympa et je ne connaissais pas.
Merci.

b0b0
02/08/2007, 16h37
:whooooooooooooouou:
http://www.informacyde.com/weblog/images/people/alice_offre.jpg
ça c'est fait

Nimp dieu il parle le "frannai"


God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Pilosite
02/08/2007, 16h52
Me:
do you know DTC?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I don't like it, I'm Not El Gringo
God:
Why didn't you like it?
Me:
It hurts
God:
What do you take for the pain?
Me:
Vaseline
God:
Let us change the subject

Me:
do you already fucked el gringo?
God:
No I do not fucked el gringo. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
never, Only poney's fucked el gringo
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Pilosite
02/08/2007, 16h59
et pour finir :

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a ponayz!
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
VEGETABLE IN ANIMAL ASS
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

jereviendrai
02/08/2007, 17h10
Me:
I am the only god
God:
Who made you the god ?
Me:
Me because I'm God
God:
YOU? Good reason. How are you, god.

End of the story, vous pouvez m'appeler dieu maintenant.

Ragondin
02/08/2007, 17h11
FAKE je l'ai fait avant :mrgreen:

TheToune
02/08/2007, 17h11
Parfois poete :


Me:
Speak about you
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Parfois attardé :


Me:
Make an effort ...
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Are you stupid ?
God:
No TheToune I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
i'm not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
say something very inteligent
God:
" something very inteligent".


Sans commentaires :ninja: :


Me:
there is a lot of sex on internet ... machines like sex
God:
That is something I did not know before. it is more fun alone.

rw3
02/08/2007, 17h27
It is more fun alone
Ah oui il la fait tout le temps ! :mrgreen:
Je lui avais répondu que j'avais quand même ma main droite, mais je ne me souviens plus de la réponse...

Flubber
02/08/2007, 18h28
Moi j'aime bien le :

God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
tu parles francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

Ash
02/08/2007, 20h00
Je vous laisse essayer de la coincer , c'est franchement drôle (et difficile).

genre ça ?

" Human: what are you ?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: no you can't
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Human: you're but a robot, not a brain
ALICE: You think I am but a robot not a brain.
Human: yes
ALICE: Give me a break... "

EDIt : La suite :

" Human: and ?
ALICE: But...
Human: but what
ALICE: Nothing. "

Je crois que j'ai reussi ^^

EDIT 2 :

Pire, la suite (et fin...)

" Human: ok that's not really interesting talking with you
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is interesting talking with me ? Right on.
Human: you don't understand what i'm saying
ALICE: You said you were existing. "

vindhler
02/08/2007, 22h14
ALICE: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Human: why?
ALICE: It is not part of my programming.
Human: human win !
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: good
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: you said so
ALICE: I say a lot of silly things.:happy2:




God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you meant so?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
not a thing?
Depuis, plus aucune réponse. :lol:

Arseur
03/08/2007, 11h55
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me.
Me:
god is a fake
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a fake.

Je l'savais !!