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Anax
20/07/2007, 13h03
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.


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rogueleader247
20/07/2007, 13h04
Y'a la même avec Jack Bauer (http://www.jackbauerisgod.com) ^^

ducon
20/07/2007, 13h07
http://desencyclopedie.wikia.com/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Anax
20/07/2007, 13h08
y a la meme chose avec Boulon

francou008
20/07/2007, 13h09
Je connaissais la version française mais l'anglaise est mieux! :XD: :XD:

George Sable
20/07/2007, 13h09
Citons quand même la source originale : http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

Profitez égalements des liens en bas, notamment celui sur Mister T :)

ducon
20/07/2007, 13h28
Ben ouais, la VF manque de rédacteurs de qalité.

Shane Fenton
20/07/2007, 16h42
Et voilà ce que l'intéressé en pense. (http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567) En fait, ça lui plaît.

TheToune
20/07/2007, 17h00
Et voilà ce que l'intéressé en pense. (http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567) En fait, ça lui plaît.

:mellow:

La vache ...
Il repond a certaines ...

Il n'est pas superman même si c'etait un grand sportif ... mais sa lui laissait un trou dans le coeur. Grace a sa femme il a rencontré dieu ce qui le comble.
Selon lui La théorie de l'evolution n'existe effectivement pas ... c'est dieux blabla qui a crée la vie.
La seule personne qui peut soigner le cancer c'est jesus grace a son sang qui lave les peché ... Péché responsable du cancer ...

:mellow:

Je savais qu&#39;il etait pas super fut fut mais en fait il est carrement super con <_<

:lol:

spongebong
20/07/2007, 17h05
yen a un sur http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10102000/10102736.jpg ?



sinon c&#39;est bien plus drole que sloganizer.

ducon
20/07/2007, 17h15
Tu peux en créer un sur la dÉsencyclopédie s’il n’y en a pas, et tant que ce n’est pas pourri.

finsh
20/07/2007, 17h53
chuck norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs)

ryohji
20/07/2007, 18h43
Celles sur vin diesel ne sont pas mal non plus.