> open a bar
You decide to open a bar. The first thing you need is a name. After all, you
don't want people coming here just to look around. So you choose a name that
will make people think of something pleasant
> "Bar Ry Lyn Don"
and everyone laughs.
> serve a free round for the opening
After the bar opens, you decide to give out free rounds to everyone. Everyone
loves this idea! People come from far and wide to drink free rounds!
> listen to gossip
One day, you hear a rumor about a certain person. You quickly go over to investigate.
"Hello?" A voice asks.
"Hey, what's up?" You answer.
"I heard a rumor about a certain person". The voice answers.
> "You don't say"
and continue your investigation.
"Well, I heard he was found dead".
"Yeah, well, who knows if it's true or not".
"It might be. But anyway, I heard he had a pet rat".
> look for the pet rat
You walk through the forest until you reach a place where there are many trees.
You see a rat sitting on top of a tree branch.
"Is that a rat?" You ask.
"Yes". The rat replies.
> "Come rule the world with me."
> become town mayor
You become the new mayor of Ry Lyn Don. You put together a council of wise men
and women to run things. You also appoint a rat as your advisor.
> set free healthcare for all
You decided to create a system of free healthcare for everyone. Everyone has
access to this system and can get treatment whenever they need it. This system
saves lives and makes the world a better place.
> run for world's president
You ran for the position of World's President. You won and became the leader
of the world. Your advisors were more than happy to work under you.
> become vegetarian
Your advisors told you that you should become a vegetarian. They said that meat
eating causes wars and destroys nature. You agreed and made a vow to never eat
meat again.
> retire
You retired from politics after becoming the World's President. You lived happily
ever after..