"Two Gentlemen of Lebowski", pièce en cinq actes

[ELOdry]

JACK SMOKE
Thy words are hard; I must equivocate.
Put up thy pen, that I may mark it eight.


WALTER
Nay! I do protest, and draw my sword;
It shall teach thee to disobey my word.
Mark none but none into that bowler’s frame,
Else thou shalt enter into a world of pain.
A world of pain, think upon’t; unhappy world!
A lake of fire, rich with damnèd souls,
Gulfs of anguish ‘twixt vales of agonies.
Mark me; we stand at twisted, jealous gates
Of cast-iron, above which, in vulgar tongue, reads
“Here is a world of pain, thou enterest thus.”
My steel before thee, ‘tis the last of keys
That might could lock these doors, and keep thee
From this world of pain, or with one flick
Ope its mashing maw, and summon winds
To cast thee down within; an excellent key!
Farewell to earthly delights, farewell to friends,
To fellowships and follies and amends.
The choice to spare thy passage through these trials
Is thine alone; take heed, I entreat thee,
And turn thy back upon this world of pain!


THE KNAVE
Walter, put up thy sword; tarry a moment.


WALTER
Hath this whole world been mired in madness?
Remain ye men of faculty complete,
Of full arithmetic and prudence fair,
Attending to our noble bond and contract?
Or does here stand the last remaining man
To give a fig for rules and order yet,
No noble savage, but a stave unbroken
Who loves the law and bids it no misdeed.
I’ll not be bent to lawlessness. Mark it nought, if we be men of honour.

Plus fort que la tirade du nez, plus surpuissant que le monologue de Don Diegue, voici un texte qu'on devrait apprendre dans les écoles à nos petites têtes blondes (et aux sales chiards aussi d'ailleurs).

"Two Gentlemen of Lebowski", relecture shakespearienne de l'oeuvre cinématographique des frères Coen. Pièce en vers et en cinq actes.

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/

EDIT : ok, j'aurais dû chercher avant : j'ai un bon mois de retard sur Kayl. Puiffe ce topic fombrer dans les limbes du forum (cherchez pas, ça veut rien dire, "sorum").