A turning point in pastry history

[Bobbin]

BREAKING NEWS

Bobbin once again crosses the line of the politically correct



« The cupcake community is mourning the death of all due respect » declares its President in an exclusive interview.

All borders have been closed as a reaction to what news reporters say could be « a turning point in pastry history »

Below-average IQ President Donald trump reaffirmed that his mother still makes the best cupcakes in the world. « Way better than any cupcake you could find in Israel » he said, confirming the allegations of an eventual all-out sugar war.

The Palestinian government is expected to hold a press conference this afternoon. Very little doubt remains that it will reclaim its part of the cake. « Don't expect it to be a cakewalk » said our on-the-field, well-versed, 21-trisomied reporter.

Icing on the cake, current pope François declared a few hours ago that the catholic church would take the opportunity to provide, in his words, the « holy flour » to create the Bible-mentionned croissant of peace, « as long as those damn homosexual people provide the sugar ».

French president Emmanuel Macron declared he would « make pain au chocolat great again » but didn't take any measure thereafter, confirming his trend to remain nutty as a fruitcake. French southerners were definitely not pleased when confronted with the blatant lack of consideration for their very own chocolatine.

[Erreur]

L’œil était dans la tombe et regardait Bobbin.

[Bobbin]

BOBBIN AND JENNIFER LOPEZ BACK TOGETHER ?

« I have several photos of Bobbin hanging out with Jennifer Lopez on Miami beach » says famous paparazzi Richard Photomaker. The rumour started on 9 am this morning and is now trending all over the social networks. Did Bobbin and J. Lo try to resume their relationship ?


Bobbin and Jennifer Lopez at the Golden Globe Awards in 2012

It's hard to forget their breakup a few years ago : as Jennifer Lopez was performing the song « Apresúrate » during a concert of her True Love tour, Bobbin appeared on stage, visibly drunk, and started throwing feces all over the audience.

« That's not an acceptable way to treat an audience » twitted Jennifer Lopez immediately thereafter. « Feces belong in the toilets. On stage, there is only music. »

Her fans seemed to agree with her, as this message was retweeted by 2.4 million people, including buddhist celebrity Dalaï Lama's official account, who also declared « Feces are a very private matter. Keep it to yourself and everything will be in its right place. Throw it on people and you alter the very balance of the universe. »

We contacted Bobbin on the phone but he refused to answer our questions. When asked about his son, he yelled « I was not hanging out with J. Lo at that time »
« What a stupid assumption ! Jennifer would be his mother ? Might as well be the pope » he said, leaving us very confused as to the eventuality of a relationship between him and Pope Francois.

[Zepolak]

BREAKING NEWS

Bobbin once again crosses the line of the politically correct

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« The cupcake community is mourning the death of all due respect » declares its President in an exclusive interview.

All borders have been closed as a reaction to what news reporters say could be « a turning point in pastry history »

Below-average IQ President Donald trump reaffirmed that his mother still makes the best cupcakes in the world. « Way better than any cupcake you could find in Israel » he said, confirming the allegations of an eventual all-out sugar war.

The Palestinian government is expected to hold a press conference this afternoon. Very little doubt remains that it will reclaim its part of the cake. « Don't expect it to be a cakewalk » said our on-the-field, well-versed, 21-trisomied reporter.

Icing on the cake, current pope François declared a few hours ago that the catholic church would take the opportunity to provide, in his words, the « holy flour » to create the Bible-mentionned croissant of peace, « as long as those damn homosexual people provide the sugar ».

French president Emmanuel Macron declared he would « make pain au chocolat great again » but didn't take any measure thereafter, confirming his trend to remain nutty as a fruitcake. French southerners were definitely not pleased when confronted with the blatant lack of consideration for their very own chocolatine.

Y a des jeux de mots que je trouve très très bien, mais ça me semble gâché par des trucs "just méchant" (ex "Below-average IQ", "21-trisomied reporter") qui font que je sais pas si c'est censé être drôle tout court ou un pamphlet politique. Du coup, ça me laisse dans un état bizarre, à pas exactement savoir ce que j'ai lu et quel est son objectif.
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